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Uncle Jasper Stuff
Jack took this picture of me and named it "Uncle Jasper's Medicine."
I don't know how he made it look antique, but he has decided
to copyright it and use it to make merchandise so you
can look at me while I'm talking to you.
The frame of this wall clock is black and measures 10 inches diameter.
You even get the AA battery that runs its innards... $16.99
This mousepad's underside is rubber so it won't move around.
And when it starts to smell or gets stained from bodily fluids,
you can wash the damn thing... $16.99 USD
They'll process payment and shipment.